ANTAGONISTS
Aftermath
aka Dr. Takeshi
Aftermath is a former nuclear power plant engineer. He started losing his marbles when he was
devastated by the news that he had radiation poisoning and had only 6 months to live. Seeking a cure,
he sought the help of a mystic who opened a portal to another dimension where he was cured... or so
he thought. There were consequences, as there always is when traveling interdimensionally, and now,
no longer at death’s door, he is bent on irradiating the world.
Ball Bearing
aka Berta Brillo de Acero
A bossy Latina, formerly employed as a mining supervisor / boss in a South American silver mine. Naturally, Berta suffers from silver poisoning. When she goes into a ‘silver frenzy’ she becomes an argumentative, demanding, and often-crazed killing machine.
Bar Fly aka Carnelian Handsy
Bar Fly is a middle-aged, horny divorcee and enabler, as well as the best friend, partner in crime, and sister-in-law of the one who calls herself Leatherjack. She suffers from a variety of self-induced maladies, like wanting to fit in, garden variety paranoia (particularly the feeling that someone is talking about you behind your back), and how to defy age. Also, benefiting from seemingly limitless resources, she can assimilate her partner’s hopes and desires and then blow them out of proportion, creating a drunken-like confusion and disorientation. Her weapon of choice is a hand-held blaster, which emits particles causing an effect of “beer goggling.” This is a hypnotic event and comes with a side of cursory mind control.
Barfly is often undermined by her twelve-year-old daughter, a legitimate evil genius, who calls herself “Boss of Electricity.” She is simply described as a “real piece of work.”
Boss of Electricity aka Unique Handsy
Bar Fly’s only daughter and junior partner in mischief, Unique Handsy, aka Boss of Electricity, is a lot of things but is best summed-up as “a real piece of work.” She has a genius-level intellect but is still imprisoned by a lack of experience caused by youth. Easily bored, perpetually frustrated and constantly demanding chicken nuggets, The Boss is still in search of her own identity and what she really wants to be when she grows up.
Candy Cane aka Claudia Cupp
Candy Cane is the unstable former manager of both a paintball facility and a seasonal Haunted House attraction. For years, Candy Cane’s frustration with Halloween and its encroachment on her favorite holiday, Christmas, have worn her down.
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Vowing to take down Halloween by any means possible, she has decided to team with Sugar Cookie to wreak havoc anytime, anywhere and for any reason, while still celebrating Christmas in the most over-the-top ways and at the most inopportune times (like not at Christmas). Candy Cane may be clinically insane.
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After a brief stint for...
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Her weapon of choice is a sword cane shaped like a candy cane, as well smoke bombs shaped like Christmas Crackers. Her favorite partner in crime is her childhood best friend, Sugar Cookie.
Death Threat
TBA
Dead Broke
TBA
Foreplay
aka Dr. Maude Von Zeppelin
Foreplay is a slender and attractive, mechanical engineer for a large manufacturing conglomerate, working in the development of musical instruments. During her spare time, she has immersed herself in a side project (motivated by revenge), resulting in an acoustical innovation as a direct result of a romance gone bad. Possibly an invention because your boyfriend was cheating with a co-worker,Dr. Smallwood.
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Her weapon of choice is a special weapon powered by an obsidian crystal, rose quartz and (something
I have not made up yet).
Gaslight
aka Courtney Longwood
Gaslight once went by the name Sledgehammer, but upon meeting the other Sledgehammer and bickering over the name, conceded and created the persona Gaslight.
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Gaslight is ex-military and was last stationed on a small, top secret, orbiting military space station that is no longer in use, He was exposed to cosmic radiation as the result of a solar flare while on a spacewalk to put a new exo-skeleton combat suit through the final stage of its trial run. All members of the test group were killed except Gaslight (then Master Seargent Longwood), who was on the far side of the space station when the flare hit and was subsequently shielded by the space station’s sewage processing apparatus. Along with the space station’s hydrogen rich water supply, Longwood was offered sufficient protection from the solar flare.
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His weapon of choice is a custom device of his own design that stretches from head to toe, along his spinal column. It looks like a flame thrower with a tank attached, but much more sophisticated and so much more devastating.
Leatherjack aka Leslie "Buster" Quinn
The Leatherjack is about 5’8” with a slender build and long black hair, often worn in two braids down either side and a penchant for delivering spankings. In her everyday life, Agnes, also known as The Leatherjack, is a disgruntled dominatrix.
Night Owl
aka Teresa Huntington Bowman-Smith
Night Owl is a middle-aged, functional alcoholic and widow who suffers from short attention span disorder, literally turning to a life of crime out of boredom. With seemingly limitless resources and unlimited imagination and lust, Night Owl, attracted to mischief, as well as younger men, she is perpetually on the lookout for extracurricular fun. Her weapon of choice is a blaster that emits particles causing those in the line of fire to experience “beer goggling” or the after effects of inebriation, which amplifies Night Owl’s persuasive abilities.
Sledgehammer
aka Agnes Hammar
Sledgehammer is an anarchist, convinced that ‘the system’ is broken and vows to seek revenge on society until it changes. Once a mixed-martial arts competitor, and now adept at demolition and can use explosives or any other blunt force instrument with surgical expertise. A formidable opponent, the only weakness Sledgehammer seems to have, are things that remind her of her childhood, particularly toys and action figures, specifically ones depicting characters from her favorite movies. She has been after Rocket Girl’s collection for years.
Sugar Cookie
aka Patty Cake
Sugar Cookie is a crazed former pastry chef who got electrocuted while binge-watching archived episodes of The Great British Baking Show. Her expertise with all things of a dessert related nature is matched only by her ability to design and build gadgets, a skill she perfected over years of complicated pastry builds for televised baking competitions.
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Sugar Cookie’s ability to engineer gadgets allowed her to craft a pair of ridiculously large grappling gloves, which she uses to protect her hands as she fights. Because she likes to bake, she prefers to fight with her gloved fists. In addition to her gloves, she has an oversized gun that shoots cotton candy that entangles opponents rendering them helpless for hours.
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Childhood friend of Candy Cane.